Super bowl Sunday.... I didn't watch TV the whole day. I turned in on to watch Surreal Life on the WB network, (You have to see this shit if you haven't, funny shit.) When the TV came on it just happened to be on CBS, the station that was covering the super bowl. And at that moment, Janet Jackson was singing. 
I watched for about 2 seconds before turning not knowing that I was about to miss a chance to be molested mentally by the Jackson family. For those who don't know, seems that someone the dude that was fucking Britney Spears) ripped open her shirt on live TV. Now that's a half time show! I've emailed a few people who might have been recording the game, and have looked online for the pictures. No luck yet. (UPDATE! Less than 5 mintues after posting this The Shitter hooked me up with a link with 2 pics! PIC 1 PIC 2)
I did come across a quote from President Bush I thought was funny as hell. There's tons more "stories" like the name of this article called Janet's "Guest" that is nothing less than pure comedy. Fuck, if I just would have waited maybe 2 mintues! My luck.... Seeing Janet naked was never really on my list of things to do, but any regular guy would never pass up a chance to see some boobs. Espeacially when they're boobs that you may never ever get a chance to see again. I say that, but I don't know, even when it was reported as an acident, I had my doubts. I like Mike's work (somewhat) but there's major mental illness going on in that whole Jackson clan. On the other hand, with all the reporst about Mike and his "jesus juice" floating around, seems like the wrong time to fake a boob flopping out in front of 15 million people. Could you imagine Mike having to go to jail? In his mind he is some sort of god. In jail? Fuck, if you just take 2 seconds to think about how this is all could go down it really is interesting. I got me to thinking too, I don't know, I'm thinking if he does get locked up I'm going to have to go to LA and get busted somehow so I can serve time with him. Wouldn't that be the ultimate? Maybe it's just me, but I'm being honest here, Mike is on my top ten list of people I would like to hang out with for a day. And now, with the help of pissing on a cop car, smoking a joint on the court house steps, taking a shit in Starbucks (or some other bizarre crime I've been wanting to do for a long ass time) I may get my chance. God damn it's great to be alive.
I say it's great to be alive, I can't imagine how much fun it'll all be 50 years from now. For the first time in my life I want to grow old just so I laugh at the world. When FX first came to me many years ago, it was a song more or less describing a mass killer lashing out for all the bullshit he felt the world had dealt him. Decent song I thought, fit the way I was thinking at the time. But these days, holy shit, it's such a joke. I'm not less bitter, just the opposite, I'm more bitter, more insane, more drunk, more paranoid etc. But I find all this shit funny now. I guess I did in the past too, but now it's different somehow. I seen the news too where the muslims fuckers trampled each other and laughed out loud. I was so fucking close to posting my prediction that hundreds would die there.... Seems it would be an easy prediction though because the news said it was the 2nd worst tragedy within the last 7 years. Like I've always said the sickest most fucked up people walking around on this planet is those that really believe their god is real. Fuck God. Fuck allah. Fuck jesus. Fuck satan. Fuck buddha. All shit to keep the world from being as one and laughing about the stupid shit. I'm so sick of hearing about jerusalem and the gaza strip. You want to make shit right? Launch a few nukes over there, that'll bring the peace. Anyone that's willing to die for an invisible man is fucked in the head in the first place. America is based on Janet Jackson's boobs, porn, buying your way out of trouble, and doing and saying whatever the fuck you want. Can't smoke dope? Please, I've been picked up several times for fighting/public drunk/DUI/whatever with 1/2 ounce on me, and have never been charged with possession. Plus people that hang here are suppossed to be into death... So why so mad that non american's are bening killed?
The old saying "Fuck the World" has never been more relavant now than ever. Like I said 6 or 7 years ago, the world is out of control! You can either stand there, waste your life trying to fight changes that are backed by millions of dollars, strap some TNT to your ass and ruin someone's day, or sit back and laugh. No matter what I say, you say, they say, anyone says, the world is going to go down the road it's going. Try and make the best of it! Maybe I'm rambling, but why waste your life trying to bitching about shit you can never change? The best way to say fuck the world is find a way to laugh about all the madness, Forced Existence.....We're all part of it. Don't be a slave to the government, the system, the media.... Be yourself, fuck the world, it's all going to come crashing down wether you give a fuck or not.
BTW, there was a school shooting today. Yay! But it's not as cool as others, cause it was just a couple of black kids shooting.... Nothing new/news worthy there... right? Explain to me why....
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