02/22/04

    Crack Smoking Bitch Ass Piano Playing Fuck   Posted By Tillman

I'm getting settled into my new home/apartment. Much nicer than where I was staying by far. The neighbors here seem to keep to themself unlike in Little Mexico" where I was living. No hanging out on the deck leering at my dates, or talking shit about me in spanish as I come and go. There's carpet here, which I always thought I was a hardwood floor kinda guy, but I guess I'm getting soft as I get older. Simple shit too, like an outlet in the bathroom, a place to store shit in the bathroom, washer/dryer, dishwasher etc.. The apartment grounds are kept up nicely, no diapers or empty Corona bottles scattered here and there. Yup, I've got it made....... Oh, wait! There's just one problem. Some jackass has a fucking piano in their apartment. Their not bad, but they play the same four or five songs over and fucking over. Holy fuck, one of the songs is "Great Balls of Fire"! The other 3 or 4 songs they play are classical so it's not too bad. But holy fuck, how many times can the average person listen to great balls of fire before they completly freak the fuck out? I'm here to tell you about 50 times! I got so pissed played some GG Allin drunk interview tapes at full blast. Nothing says fuck the neighbors more than "Scars on my body, scabs on my dick" at 300 watts. My plan now is to go buy some sheet music to songs I like and leave them on their door. As of now I'm smoking much weed and blowing it through the vents. It seems to help...

Or maybe I'm just really high?

Holy hell! Some chick hit on me tonight while I was inline at the local 7/11 buying smokes! I heard her ask me, "Did that hurt?". Thinking she was tallking about the tat on my head I looked behind me, but she was way to short to see it..... I said something like, "Hmm, what hurt?". She said that piercing.... I have had the top of my ear pierced for over 15 years now, infact it's the only piercing that I wear jewelry anymore..... Regardless, I told her that I'd had that spot done for over 15 years, I couldn't remember if it hurt or not. She asked me about a few tats on my arms, and I said to her, "I can show you a piercing that did hurt if you wanna hook up and party."...... Just talking shit to get her away from me right? Well, it turns out she did want to "party" because she came to me while I was getting into my car asking me if I had a place to stay for the night...... Heh. Isn't love grand? It was good and all that. but I'm looking for more right about now.

I'm at the point now where even random sex with unknown chicks isn't makng me happy. I know for a fact based on my life and relationships I've made that I do have something to offer this world, whether it be a gross thing, or something fucked and popular all at the same time. I'm never going to give up..... It's only a matter of time before I launch the Tillman "bullshit" on the world and sit back for weeks/months raking in the rewards. Are you confused? Good! Me too! Bottom line is the bump into sex thing for me is over. I need more than that now. It was great, I won't lie, but I've had so much pussy, it's all almost the same at this point. I'm ready to find that one pussy that makes me wanna go back again and again. What ever that means. If you're out there, and can make me smile, then email me!

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