12/31/03

    Happy FUCKING New Year   Posted By Tillman

While driving home from work today I seen this little old asian man standing at the end of his driveway dressed in a nice suit with a leaf-blower, blowing away, with a huge smile on his face. The whole scene struck me as a little odd, and for the rest of the ride home I couldn't get that picture out of my mind. It hit me that what I had witnessed was exactly what New Years is really all about...... We're all blowing the leafs out of our own little driveways of life. With my mind set on getting home as fast as I could for one last chance to get drunk in 2003, here's this old man, dressed in his "Sunday best" preparing to make the best out of the new year. I know, this whole rant is really starting off insane, but fuck, I just can't stop thinking about it. I've never really been someone to make any real resolutions or any shit like that. New Years has always been like I said just another reason to drink. (As if I really need more) However, although the blower thing is heavy on my mind I'm sitting here with a huge ass glass of vodka thinking  that, yes, maybe I do need to make some changes in 2004. Am I going to make a list? I would say hell no, I wasn't planning on doing this... But hmm, may as well, as long as I'm typing......? So here's a few things off the top of my head in no certain order.

Tillman's 2004 New Years Resolutions

#1) Learn to laugh at stupid people when they're doing stupid things that effect me directly or indirectly. - This would most defiantly include retards who can't drive, people I work with/for/and deal with daily, any type of customer service person I must encounter in my personal life, and 99% of the population in general.

#2) Buy at least 2 CD's that are released in 2004. - This, with my broad taste in music you'd think would be easy. In 2003, I don't think I bought one CD that was released in '03. I'm sitting here, going through my stacks, and I don't see one. I keep telling myself, there has to be a least one, but I just can't seem to find any. If I missed one I should hear, then please email me and let me know. I guess this is another part of getting older, because "today's music" to me gets shittier to me every year.

#3) Cut my drinking down to 2 or 3 times a week. - I drink a lot. Pretty much daily. I know it's not good for me, but, fuck, I like it!

#4) Do more drugs. - Over the last couple of years my drug intake has been way way too low. I'm serious! I gave up so many things and went more or less the whole year without enjoying my favorites such as methadone, coke, acid, and any 100 different types of pain killers. Perhaps if I hadn't of let my habits slack then #1 #2 and #3 on this list wouldn't be a priority right now.

#5) Not make another list at the end of this year. - New Year's resolutions suck. I remember why I haven't done this shit since I was 10 years old.

Anyways, There's a few more reasons to hate me I guess...

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