The term suicide bomber no longer shocks or even slows us down hearing news from around the world. I'm sure the first 5 times it happened it was a major news story. I can't say for sure but it seems like the first time I heard about suicide bombers it was a big deal on national news. Now practicaly every day someone somewhere in the world agrees to take their own life while killing as many people as possible for the purpose of making a statement and futhering whatever 'cause' they are involved in. Die for a cause, wow, that's a hell of a thing. I asked the question a few years ago what, if anything are you willing to die for to the people that freqent FX and if I remember correctly it was a blow out for "I wouldn't die for any cause". Most people that respond/get involved at the forums etc are Amercian, so maybe it's just our culture to say fuck the world and only worry about one thing, our own ass.

I completely agree with 'fuck dieing for someone else's cause', but you have to at least say that a suicide bomber did something with their life...!? Most Americans will work themseleves to death at a job that will never make them rich, or even provide enough income to support their life styles after they grow too old to slave for some mega-corporation. I suppose there's a few diffirent ways to look at this situation. On one hand you live a working 40 plus hours a week to take care of your family and hope that one of your children pops out to be a sports star, have incredible talent, or a flair for making money off the stupid. Most likely your kids are going to end up just like you, pay check to pay check, living their entire lives slaving for some rich person while their life slips by them day by day while becoming a cog in their job. Here's a (stupid) fact for you, the 40 hour a work week was introduced during war times to increase productivity. Look it up. I know that thr rich getting richer isn't the reason that people over seas blow themselves up, but again, this is a diffirent culture, we should have diffirent reasons for suicide bombings. Instead we have murder suicide in the US, you all know the drill, some pissed off guy goes over the edge and kills his spouse/family then himself. What a waste? If you're up to all that spare your family and stick it to 'da man'!

The ultimate horny for evil person will get this started. I mean, to me, anyone who blows their self up for a cause should do it for some shit that we can change. Holy war? Please! That shit has been going on since the time men could read and write. Why let them have all the fun? I'm sure that most every person that ended up on this web site would agree that main stream organized religion is the cause of most problems in the world now, and 2,000 years ago. It's only a matter of time before christians start becoming suicide bombers. I made that bold for you so you can say you seen it here first, because it is going to happen. I had a point when I started this, I out-lined it, so I'm sure I covered a few things I wanted to say. I guess the bottom line is c'mon mother fuckers. Step it up! Fuck the world. The entire planet is being drawn into a holy war right now, which translates into there will never be a compromise. It's either all or nothing. You can sit back and watch it all fall, or help it decline. What? Yup, because no matter who is running shit here in the US of Fucking A is all about one thing; Taking care of number one. Your life sucks? Do us all a huge favor and take out as many fuckwads as you can before you fall down and die.

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I got a few emails from readers and friends over the last 10 days that although they enjoy the spew here at FX they're affraid that it's going over most people's heads. Over? Well, maybe around. I do have a weird way to explain things, this is true. When I first got this sort of feedback, which has been over the last (what?) 6 or 7 years I never really paid much attention to it because I just figured either people would get it or the wouldn't. But now I see that making a title of a rant called "Missile Pooping Governtment Poodles" may somehow confuse people as to what the fuck is going on around here and with myself. To me, my answer is just go back and read what little bit of old rants I (and some friends of FX) was able to save to know what level I'm coming from. But apparently I'm losing readers daily (according to people that have been hanging out at FX for years) because too much shit I talk about here on the main page is too "out there".

My first thought was, "well fuck'em if they don't get it or like it". That's pretty much been my stance for the entire time FX has been online. And you know what? There is no second stance! Fuck'em if they don't like it. No one is forcing anyone to come here and read shit. I know some of the shit I post is fucking nothing less of what you'd hear from some homless cracked out drunk fucker on any street corner in the US. The diffirence is I'm not on my corner yet, I'm right here on the fucking net talking shit. Ain't shit going to change about me or my updates until I change, and I'm not changing. Sometimes they'll make sense to hundereds of people and sometimes they'll make sense to no one. That's the way it is because I just spew. The site may have been made for people to check out, but these rants are part of me, and I rant because I think things and then just want to spew them on the world. If you don't like it, get the fuck out. Easy. You think if you don't like what I have to say is going to change me or my opinions?

I stopped posting email from readers a long time ago because I thought it was just encouraging dipshits to email me with the hopes of seeing their email here on the front page of FX. This was a two sided sword because it also meant that the weird fuckers out there wasn't getting a chance to have their email posted here at FX. Well, as of right now that practice is done and over with. Both the good and the bad will be posted once again if I think it's worthy of a mention. Just thinking about picking your bullshit random thoughts apart, or your love letters is making me hard. Have at it, fucker. Like flies on shit.

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What a wonderfully magical world we live in these days. The internet, faceless, nameless, tiny little 0's and 1's magically sent out all over the world with no strings attached. Say whatever you want to say with no fear of a mob of people showing up at your door ready to burn you at the stake. Anything goes! Anyone you want to be, just stay in character and so it shall be done. Little people become giants, and the famous can mingle amongst the little people in complete anonymity. One single person can call out the government of any country, display facts or myths swaying thousands of peoples' minds in any direction they please. Huge leaps in technology allow even the least sophisticated internet user to manipulate photos to show what they want you to see, regardless the facts.

There must billions of sites on the net now, each with hopes of becoming all powerful, all knowing, and whatever the fuck else people these days plop their cyber ass down on the net for the rest of us to see. Most regular people are sincere, talking about how much they love poodles, or trying to sell their home made furniture. But there's a huge wave of new people on the net that only cares about one thing, sucking the money right out of your pocket. Not only that, but the truth is getting white washed just like real life. Geeks may have created the internet but it was underground freaks that made it popular. I know, I'm rambling, nothing new there, but I hope that within this drunk rant some shit makes sense.

I guess those out there that wish death and gore, and Manson, and everything negative that happens every single day in our world, and happens latley at an alarming rate, would just fade away or some shit, but that's not going to happen. I've said it so many times now I feel like a fucked record, the world is out of control. Not only because of the people that see beyond you and me that are willing to lay down their live to help push the downfall along, but it's also the poodle lover that ignores the whole planet just to waste time and space talking about poodles. Heads up to all those reading this that want to know why FX has been sucessful: Honesty. Yup, I say whatever the fuck I'm thinking, whether I'm right or wrong makes a shit to me, as long as I'm true to me nothing else matters.

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What kind of loser sits outside the liquor store waiting for them to open at 8AM on Monday morning to buy a (another) 5th of 151 after drinking all night? Fuck, wait that was me! Jesus fucking christ. What the fuck is going on? Damn it's so good though..... Regardless, this is what I've sunk to once again. Hella weird times for me, shit shouldn't be like this, but it is, there's no way I can change. Trust me, I've tried, others have tried to change me, it ain't going to happen. Sitting here right now feeling this way I can only imagine what my rock bottom will bring.

Saturday morning I woke up, before I could open my eyes I knew something was wrong. I laid there for a second, feeling empty and then it hit me, all the voices inside my head had stopped talking. I opened my eyes, and for the first time since I can remember listened to total silence. It was the scariest thing I've experienced in years. I was completely alone. I forced a laugh and told myself, "Wow, this would make a great story". No shit, I actually sat there freaking, my head felt like an open field after being on a crowded bus for years. Slowly, one by one, my friends came back.

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On one of my many road trip adventures, I found myself in a tiny shit hole bar in Louisiana (1995) about 30 miles from the Texas line. A band named Myra Mains was playing in front of about 10 people. I stood there, blown away. Amazing shit. After the show I started talking to the guys and sure enough they knew people from Dallas that I knew. (Even had "thank yous" to them on their CD) Once they got their shit loaded, the green was burning so smooth in the parking lot... Good times. I lost touch with these guys soon after that but passed their CD around to all my friends. It was hell getting it back because everyone loved their music so much. Flash-forward 2004..... I was listening to Myra Mains and thought to myself whatever happened to these guys. Did a few searchs for them on google, found bits and pieces. So I started google'n their names one at a time, and it blew me away when I seen the guitar player, Monte Pittman, had been on tour with Madonna the last few years. Weird shit. Seem's he's been playing with Prong and many, many more acts.

Anyways, I have a lot of Myra Mains music, but 2 of my all time favorite songs I'm willing to share with you guys. I ask that you please right click and save these files, as my bandwidth charges are out of control as it is.... Thank you.

Myra Mains - The Truth That Never Sleeps
Myra Mains - Buried

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Has anyone out there within the last 6 months sat down with the bible and read The Book of Revelations and tried to apply it to the internet? I know the net has always been a virtual playground for freaks like myself, but it seems like the description I called the net a few years ago ("sick shit your evil soul craves") has turned into just trying to out do the other guy. I knew this time would come. I see the internet being regulated by the government with the next 12 years. Yeah, just a prediction, but I'll stand by it. If it doesn't come to pass (if I'm still alive) then you can swing by here and laugh in my virtual face. Let's look at some (drunk) facts..... The whole reason I created Vacuum Sex was because so many bizarre fetish sites was popping up left and right. I wanted my very own fetish, something that would be connected to FX that no one else had discussed before. At the time, when I started that page I took the time to search google to see how many listings would come up for "vacuum sex fetish"....... At the time there was maybe 5 sites, and not one of them had shit to do with having sex with a vacuum. If you do the same search on google today for "vacuum" there's almost 2,500 listings. I'm not all that are listed are real vacuum sex fetish sites, but you see what I mean, right?

True, there's more people on the net now, I don't have the numbers, but I'm sure that's part of it. (I'd like to make a side note here that it drives me fucking insane when the media reports this or that movie broke box office records, because the simple fact is there's millions and millions of more people in the world every year. With science pro-longing our lives etc, of course it's easier now then ever to break records.... /end sub-rant) This trying to out do everyone else has started a fucked up trend were freedom of speech issues are going to start falling apart. The Patriot Act and similar laws and ideals are going to shake shit up like most of us could never imagine. And now with the US of fucking "A" invading more and more countries and setting up their own puppet governments, this cencership could (and I say has started) start to happen on a global scale. The whole Najaf situation with Moqtada al-Sadr more or less started because after the US took over Iraq to give the people freedom, they blew up this guys office and said they did it to shut his news paper down because they (meaning the US) didn't like what he had to say! I shit you not.

Within the last 10 days the "free" government that's running Iraq even had the TV News Station Al Jazeera shut down inside Iraq because they didn't like the news they were reporting. I can't read arab shit, but holy cow, they have a english site now. And although it's just news, you'll get many errors before you get to see it (unless you're lucky. However, all you need to see is the cartoon section! (Bottom of the page) That sums up the way people really feels because it can be passed off as a joke. I urge you, if you get errors to keep trying because the cartoons will all play. Crazy shit. You can tell yourself that that's there, and won't ever happen here, but we'll see. And please, I want to hear some comments on those flash cartoons on the fucking forums!

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I'm afraid the end time is near

The apocalypse referred to in the scriptures of every holy book known to mankind
It will be a era fraught with boundless greed and corruption
Where global monetary systems disintegrate
Leaving brother to kill brother for a grain of under cooked rice

The nations of the civilized world will collapse
Under the oppressive weight of paralytic political conspiracies
Which remove all hope and optimism from there once faithful citizens

Around the globe generations of polluters will be punished for their sins
Unshielded by the ozone layer they've successfully depleted
Left to bake in the searing naked rays of light

Whole sale assignation served to destabilize every remaining government
Leaving the starving and wicked to fend for themselves
Blood thirsty and renegade cyborgs created by tax dodging corporations reek havoc
Pissed off androids tired of being slaves to godless and gutless system
Where the rich get richer and the poor get fucked over and out
Unleash total world wide destruction by means of nuclear holocaust on the confused terrified masses
Leaving in it's tortures wake nothing but vicious cannibalistic mutated radiated
and horribly disfigured hordes of satanic killers bent on revenge

But agaist whom
There are so few left alive

Starvation reins supreme
Forcing unlucky survivors to eat anything and anyone in their path
Massive earth quakes crack the earths crust like hollow egg shell causing unending volcanic eruptions
The creatures of the 7 seas unable to escape their certain death on land
boil in their liquid prisons
Disease incircles the earth
Plaques and virus's with no known cause or cure lays waste to whatever draws breath

And humankind having proving itself as nothing more than a race of human squanders falls victim to the hands of interplanetary alien tribes who seek to conquer our charred remains

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