How does someone get this far? Maybe this is all my mothers fault. She used to run the vacuum to get me to sleep when I was a toddler. Maybe somehow this ritual developed my sexual disorder. Don't get me wrong, I am in no way ashamed of this fetish now, instead I want to turn everyone on to the joys of vacuum cleaner sex. Theres just something about these sucking machines that makes me weak in the knees. I've included some of my favorite vacuums and their specs here for your enjoyment. I'm always asked, what vacuum do you recommend for the best suction possible, and time and time again I recommend the If you have lots of money to spend,
I used to have a thing for Dirt Devils, but I think it was just a brand name thing. I had one for almost 2 years, I called it "Dirt Satan". I must admit though, that every halloween I'd roll my Dirt Satan out of the closet, slap a pair of dirty panty hose on it, cover myself in dust-bunnies and party like hell.
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I fired my old cleaning lady... And hired this new chick. You'll see why...
Sometimes in life we don't know why we're dealt the hand we have to live with. When I was younger I used to ask myself "why" on a daily basis. Imagine if you will having a hardcore fetish for vacuum cleaners? Even if you can for one breif second, then you know my pain. But, what the fuck? Why keep this obsession hidden? I can't hide in the "broom closet" forever, right? So, "Hello world, I like to fuck vacuum cleaners!"
"Meat Grinder".
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Model:505 sel
Product Features: Adjustment knob for various suction levels and power control from 400 to 1500 W. You must have the adjustable knob, or you won't have the control you'll need to simulate a real sexual incounter. Electrical level indicator for filled cum bag. Crevice and upholstery nizzles for those who are vacum-bi. The automatic cable rewinder rewinds the cord fast and hard, which means lots of bruises for those into vacuum bondage. Light-weight stainless steel telescopicc extention tube for those hard to reach places. Intel and outlet microfilters so you can plug directly into your home computer and share your night of passion with the world. 360 rotation for hose. Anything less than 180 rotation and you may as well be fucking your toaster. Automatic thermal cut-off system for motorprotection incase you're high on coke and can't cum right away. Complete electrical safety and double insulation design prevents you becoming the top story on the 10 o'clock news. Efficient wheeled vacuumatic nozzle makes it easy to take your dream date anywhere.
I would have to recommend the Dyson DC06. Not as attractive as the 505 sel, but it's way more adjustable, and is the most high-tech vacuum every produced. I have to be honest here, I have never owned a Dyson, however I was house sitting for a neighbor who did, and it took all my will power not to steal it. Damn that sucker could blow. With features like it's autonomous computer guidance system, you can program this suck-o-roma to take care of you in the morning in ways your alarm clock never dreamed of...
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